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This is a comparision from freshman year. I'm bored so I retook it. last time it was 84.91%

Your Ultimate Purity Score Is...
Category	Your Score	Average
Self-Lovin'	60% Explored the pleasures of the flesh	64.6%
Shamelessness	73.8% It takes a couple of drinks	78.8%
Sex Drive	57.9% A fool for love, but not always	77.1%
Straightness	7.1% Knows the other body type like a map	43.8%
Gayness	94.6% Repressed, are we?	83.6%
Fucking Sick	83.2% Refreshingly normal	89.8%
You are 62.92% pure Average Score: 72.3%
Take The Ultimate Purity Test and see how you match up! (By The Ferrett)

Ugh. I've been so fucking bored out of my mind, I can't wait to get back on the Hill. I don't know why, but I'd rather be bored up there rather than here as long as I have Internet. I guess it's because if worse came to worse I know that there would be somebody around that i could hang with. Here in good ole' PC, not so much. the break has been pretty uneventful. Saw some good movies and that's about it. I am Legend, The Golden Compass, Sweeny Todd, and National Treasure Book of Secrets. I LOVED Sweeny Todd, of course i like musicals, Tim Burton, and Johnny Depp. Alan Rickman was a nice addition as well. Like I said, nothing exciting.

1. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (first pet & current car)
Gypsy Ford

2.YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (fave ice cream flavor, favorite cookie)
cappachino crunch milano

3. YOUR "FLY Guy/Girl" NAME: (first initial of first name, first three
letters of your last name),
K Cyr

4. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal),
Red Dragon

5. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you were born)
Marie Charleston

6. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first
2 letters of your first),
Cyr Ka

7. SUPERHERO NAME: ("The" + 2nd favorite color, favorite drink),
The Black Sunrise

8. NASCAR NAME: (the first names of your grandfathers),
Frank Earl

9. STRIPPER NAME: ( the name of your favorite perfume/cologne/scent,
favorite candy),
Moonlight Cordial

10.WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's & father's middle names ),
Kay Edwards

11. TV WEATHER ANCHOR NAME: (Your 5th grade teacher's last name, a
major city that starts with the same letter)
Gibbs Gaffney

12. SPY NAME: (your favorite season/holiday, flower).
Autumn Lily

13. CARTOON NAME: (favorite fruit, article of clothing you're wearing
right now + "ie" or "y")
Pear Jeanie

14. HIPPY NAME: (What you ate for breakfast, your favorite tree),
Sesame Willow

15. YOUR ROCKSTAR TOUR NAME: ("The" + Your fave hobby/craft, fave
weather element + "Tour"),

The Writing Snow Tour

IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?
So, here's how it works:
1. Open your music library.
2. Put it on shuffle.
3. Press play.
4. For every question, type the song that's playing.
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button.
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool...

Opening Credits:
Over my Head--The Fray

Waking Up:
Your Song--Moulin Rouge

First Day of School:
Symphony 40--Mozart

Falling in Love:
Pressing On--Relient K

Fight Song:
Heaven--DJ Sammy

Breaking Up:
Feels Like Today--Rascal Flatts

Life:
Glycerine--Bush

Mental Breakdown:
Suite for Toy Piano--John Cage

Driving:
Through the Fire and the Flames--DragonForce

Flashback:
Killer Queen--Queen

Getting Back Together:
Lightning Crashes--Live

Wedding:
Vesuvius--Frank Ticheli

Birth of Child:
Of Wolf and Man--Metallica

Final Battle:
Crash and Burn--Savage Garden

Death Scene:
I So Hate Consequences--Reliet K

Funeral Song:
Fury of the Storm--Dragonforce

End Credits:
The Freshman--The Verve Pipe

Should I succumb to this?
Owning up to my desires
Nay, to taste such forbidden fruit
Just for a momentary rus
And to what avail?
What folly I pursue
Yet, what am I to do?
Shall I lurk in the shadows
Only to admire in my mind?
Never being able to know
Just what could have been
and hiding the name within my words

A science professor begins his school year with a lecture to the students, "Let me explain the problem science has with religion." The atheist professor of philosophy pauses before his class and then asks one of his new students to stand.

"You're a Christian, aren't you, son?"

"Yes sir," the student says.

"So you believe in God?"

"Absolutely."

"Is God good?"

"Sure! God's good."

"Is God all-powerful? Can God do anything?"

"Yes."

"Are you good or evil?"

"The Bible says I'm evil."

The professor grins knowingly. "Aha! The Bible!" He considers for a moment. "Here's one for you. Let's say there's a sick person over here and you can cure him. You can do it. Would you help him? Would you try?"

"Yes sir, I would."

"So you're good...!"

"I wouldn't say that."

"But why not say that? You'd help a sick and maimed person if you could. Most of us would if we could. But God doesn't."

The student does not answer, so the professor continues. "He doesn't, does he? My brother was a Christian who died of cancer, even though he prayed to Jesus to heal him. How is this Jesus good? Hmmm? Can you answer that one?"

The student remains silent.

"No, you can't, can you?" the professor says. He takes a sip of water from a glass on his desk to give the student time to relax.

"Let's start again, young fella. Is God good?"

"Er...yes," the student says.

"Is Satan good?"

The student doesn't hesitate on this one. "No."

"Then where does Satan come from?"

The student falters. "From God"

"That's right. God made Satan, didn't he? Tell me, son. Is there evil in this world?"

"Yes, sir."

"Evil's everywhere, isn't it? And God did make everything, correct?"

"Yes."

"So who created evil?" The professor continued, "If God created everything, then God created evil, since evil exists, and according to the principle that our works define who we are, then God is evil."

Again, the student has no answer. "Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things, do they exist in this world?"

The student squirms on his feet. "Yes."

"So who created them?"

The student does not answer again, so the professor repeats his question. "Who created them?" There is still no answer. Suddenly the lecturer breaks away to pace in front of the classroom. The class is mesmerized. "Tell me," he continues onto another student. "Do you believe in Jesus Christ, son?"

The student's voice betrays him and cracks. "Yes, professor, I do."

The old man stops pacing. "Science says you have five senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Have you ever seen Jesus?"

"No sir. I've never seen Him."

"Then tell us if you've ever heard your Jesus?"

"No, sir, I have not."

"Have you ever felt your Jesus, tasted your Jesus or smelt your Jesus? Have you ever had any sensory perception of Jesus Christ, or God for that matter?"

"No, sir, I'm afraid I haven't."

"Yet you still believe in him?"

"Yes."

"According to the rules of empirical, testable, demonstrable protocol, science says your God doesn't exist. What do you say to that, son?"

"Nothing," the student replies. "I only have my faith."

"Yes, faith," the professor repeats. "And that is the problem science has with God. There is no evidence, only faith."

The student stands quietly for a moment, before asking a question of His own. "Professor, is there such thing as heat?"

"Yes," the professor replies. "There's heat."

"And is there such a thing as cold?"

"Yes, son, there's cold too."

"No sir, there isn't."

The professor turns to face the student, obviously interested. The room suddenly becomes very quiet. The student begins to explain. "You can have lots of heat, even more heat, super-heat, mega-heat, unlimited heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat, but we don't have anything called 'cold'. We can hit up to 458 degrees below zero, which is no heat, but we can't go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold; otherwise we would be able to go colder than the lowest -458 degrees."

"Every body or object is susceptible to study when it has or transmits energy, and heat is what makes a body or matter have or transmit energy. Absolute zero (-458 F) is the total absence of heat. You see, sir, cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat we can measure in thermal units because heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it."

Silence across the room. A pen drops somewhere in the classroom, sounding like a hammer.

"What about darkness, professor. Is there such a thing as darkness?"

"Yes," the professor replies without hesitation. "What is night if it isn't darkness?"

"You're wrong again, sir. Darkness is not something; it is the absence of something. You can have low light, normal light, bright light, flashing light, but if you have no light constantly you have nothing and it's called darkness, isn't it? That's the meaning we use to define the word."

"In reality, darkness isn't. If it were, you would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn't you?"

The professor begins to smile at the student in front of him. This will be a good semester. "So what point are you making, young man?"

"Yes, professor. My point is, your philosophical premise is flawed to start with, and so your conclusion must also be flawed."

The professor's face cannot hide his surprise this time. "Flawed? Can you explain how?"

"You are working on the premise of duality," the student explains. "You argue that there is life and then there's death; a good God and a bad God. You are viewing the concept of God as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, science can't even explain a thought."

"It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing. Death is not the opposite of life, just the absence of it."

"Now tell me, professor. Do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?"

"If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process, young man, yes, of course I do."

"Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes, sir?"

The professor begins to shake his head, still smiling, as he realizes where the argument is going. A very good semester, indeed.

"Since no one has ever observed the process of evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor, are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you now not a scientist, but a preacher?"

The class is in uproar. The student remains silent until the commotion has subsided.

"To continue the point you were making earlier to the other student, let me give you an example of what I mean."

The student looks around the room. "Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the professor's brain?" The class breaks out into laughter.

"Is there anyone here who has ever heard the professor's brain, felt the professor's brain, touched or smelt the professor's brain? No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established rules of empirical, stable, demonstrable protocol, science says that you have no brain, with all due respect, sir."

"So if science says you have no brain, how can we trust your lectures, sir?"

Now the room is silent. The professor just stares at the student, his face unreadable.

Finally, after what seems an eternity, the old man answers. "I guess you'll have to take them on faith."

"Now, you accept that there is faith, and, in fact, faith exists with life," the student continues. "Now, sir, is there such a thing as evil?"

Now uncertain, the professor responds, "Of course, there is. We see it everyday. It is in the daily example of man's inhumanity to man. It is in the multitude of crime and violence everywhere in the world. These manifestations are nothing else but evil."

To this the student replied, "Evil does not exist sir, or at least it does not exist unto itself. Evil is simply the absence of God. It is just like darkness and cold, a word that man has created to describe the absence of God. God did not create evil. Evil is the result of what happens when man does not have God's love present in his heart. It's like the cold that comes when there is no heat or the darkness that comes when there is no light."

The professor sat down.

so I am finally done with Conferences!!! Actually I was done last week but hey whatev. I staying around for at least another week, maybe till school starts but I don't know we'll see. Life is good now that Loretta no longer has her talons squeezed around my life. Really though the summer hasn't been that bad. the only major thing that sucked was not going home for the 4th and not seeing Mitch at all. shit happens and he and his family are going throught some tough stuff w/ his brother, so I understand he has other obligations. still...anywho, I'm now a senior, I can see the light at the end of the tunnel. Yay!! just 1 1/2 years to go.

So I'm sitting here...bored...not really having anything to write about but have nothing else to do but sit around and play on the computer until the phone rings, which hardly happens and I only answear if no one else is in here, and trying to rack my brain because I know I'm forgetting to do something for Student Council who comes next week, and I have to do a good job with cause their my only big group, all the others are small and don't require a lot of work, except for when you can't get in contact with them and you have no idea what time they are checking in or if any meal stuff has been done while wondering if you are going to be able to work next semester and go to school so you can pay for your summer classes which aren't horrible but sucks to have for four hours two days a week, but you have to take them over the summer to be able to graduate in four and a half years. Hmmm guess I did have something to talk about after all.

Okay ... now don't cheat! I want you to type your name but only using your elbow. no backspacing ... because that's CHEATING!
So I want you to copy this message and "elbow" type your name
Lets get 150 names.

k,laqt5rfikomnazq (lol Katrina)

Ever wondered what happens when Hallmark writers are having a bad day? Here we go...

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My tire was thumping.
I thought it was flat

When I looked at the tire .
I noticed your cat.

Sorry!

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Heard your wife left you,
How upset you must be.

But don't fret about it .
She moved in with me.

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Looking back over the years
that we've been together,

I can't help but wonder ...
"What the hell was I thinking?"

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How could two people as beautiful as you

Have such an ugly baby?

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I 've always wanted to have
someone to hold,
someone to love.

After having met you ...
I've changed my mind.

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I must admit, you brought Religion into my life.

I never believed in Hell until I met you.

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As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am ...

That you're not here to ruin it for me.

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Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!

(Available only in ... Tennessee , Kentucky & West Virginia)

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Happy birthday � bitch!

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When we were together,
you always said you'd die for me.

Now that we've broken up,
I think it's time you kept your promise.

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I'm so miserable without you

it's almost like you're here.

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Congratulations on your new bundle of joy.

Did you ever find out who the father was?

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Your friends and I wanted to do
something special for your birthday.

So we're having you put to sleep.

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So your daughter's a hooker,
and it spoiled your day.

Look at the bright side,
it's really good pay!

1. Your Middle Name:
2. Age:
3. Single or Taken:
4. Favourite Movie:
5. Favourite Song or Album:
6. Favourite Band/Artist:
7. Dirty or Clean:
8. Tattoos and/or Piercings:
9. Do we know each other outside of LJ? If not, would you like to?
10. What's your philosophy on life?
11. Is the bottle half-full or half-empty?
12. Would you keep a secret from me if you thought it was in my best interest?
13. What is your favourite memory of us?
14. What is your favourite guilty pleasure?
15. Tell me one odd/interesting fact about you:
16. You can have three wishes (for yourself) - what are they?
17. Can we get together and make a cake?
18. Which country is your spiritual home?
19. What is your big weakness?
20. Do you think I'm a good person?
21. What was your best/favourite subject at school?
22. Describe your accent.
23. If you could change anything about me, would you?
24. What do you wear to sleep?
25. Trousers or skirts?
26. Cigarettes or alcohol?
27. If I only had one day to live, what would we do together?
28. Do you think I'm sexy?
29. Will you repost this so I can fill it out for you?

So I'm sitting here, yet again, bored, and listening to Diana talk about how confused she is about Ben..yet again. I'm going on 2 and 1/2 wks of work with no break. damn. I'm not staying the whole time, I refuse, and I'm not working this weekend, cause Mitch is supposed to come up, and I haven't seen him in over a month. The Blue Ridge Old Time Music Week is in full swing. Yay. what else is there to say.

so 3 of my co-workers have been out of the office now for 4hrs, going to Asheville to pick up various things. It doesn't take no 4 fucking hours to pick up food and office supplies. this is bullshit b/c that left 4 of us for 1hr to do all the work, and then just me and Diana, cause Hilary had class and Kristlyn had to leave. It's been the two of us for 3hrs, doing all the work, while they take their sweet time. that's not fair, and I've decided I am so leaving once they get back. I don't care what Loretta says, I've been in the office all day working, and I've put in my share. considering I'm not being paid by the hour, I don't care about if it affects my pay. my god why did I sign up for this. The sad part is, I'm considering doing it next summer.

So I haven't updated in a while. Let's see. Well I've been seeing Mitch for about 3 months now. We're doing great. I'm working up at the school this summer as a Conference Host, meaning I've sold my soul to Loretta. But I get free room and board AND I get paid. Sadly all the money I make is going to pay for my summer classes I'm taking. Spanish 1 and 2 woo-hoo.so I'm sitting here in the office bored. My chord for my laptop melted over Spring Break so I haven't had a computer for the last couple of months. That sucked balls.The end of the semester was definatly interesting. We had a guy jacking off one night behind my dorm. WTF?? and there was a gun scare right before exams. Turns out there was no gun just somebody heard someone else talking. Better safe then sorry I guess. Exams went well, and I made all A's and B's this semester, which put me on the Dean's List. woot. big deal. I'll probably be updating more if I'm bored

Is it possible that life can be so wonderful and so horrible at the same time. I'm so deliously stressed out. I've got a wonderful guy but i can't be with him, for various reasons. I've got tons of music history to do, but i don't care I'm in love with life and i'm at the point where all these techniqualities of education don't mean anything, and I'm wanting to just live life with gusto and zeal.But I can't because I have to do this and that, I have a listening test on Thurs. You know what i'm doing tonight though? I'm having a few drinks with friends and talking with Mitch later tonight. Life is wonderfully sucky

Life sucks. That's all you can say. God hates me and so does Josh. I don't know what to do anymore, and I don't think I can handle this anymore. I don't know what to do, I don't know how to feel. I just wish he would be there for me, and stop being such a dick

I know what I want, yet when I have it I push it away. I know what I need but when I get it, it's taken away from me. I know what I'm feeling, yet I don't know how to feel. I know what I'm thinking, but I'm still so confused. I know what reason and logic say, but my heart is still breaking. I want intamacy, but I put up walls. I know that in the big scheme of things, it doesn't matter, but I care like it's the end of the world. I know who I am, but no one else can ever know. .

Anybody under the age of 13 should not repost this.

Just because you were born in '97 doesn't mean you're a 90's kid.

It's not like you could remember the original Simpsons. I am sorry but three conscious years of the 90's just wont cut it.

You're a 90's kid if:

You can finish this [ice ice _ _ _ _ ]

"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said

You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, and Two Stupid Dogs.

You always said, "Then why don't you marry it!"

You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.

You still enjoy playing "regular nintendo" and "playstation 1" over the new WII's.

AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!

You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"

You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."

You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.

You remember when it was actually worth getting up early
on a Saturday to watch cartoons.

You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail and Reader Rabbit day in computer class at school.

You remember reading "Goosebumps"

You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.

You knew all the characters names and their life stories on "Saved By The Bell".

You remember the craze and then the banning of slap bracelets and slam books.

You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not

when everyhting was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.

when cops and robbers was a daily activity.

when we played Hide and go seek until our legs grew numb.

when we used to obey our parents

You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.

"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.

Captain Planet. He's a Hero.

You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.

You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.

You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and when 3 came out you were appalled. DIFFERENT KEVIN!

You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.

You remember when Yomega Yo-Yos were cool.

You remember those Where's Waldo books.

You remember when Mortal Kombat Was "Da Bomb!"

You remember eating Warheads.

You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.

You remember Ring Pops!

You remember drinking Fruitopia, Surge, and Tang.

If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"

When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.

You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.

Writing M.A.S.H. notes.

Making those little paper fortune cookie things, and then predicting your life with them.

...POKEMON cards

You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.

. . . Furbies.

You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.

And Windows 95 was the best.

You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.

You had a favorite "New Kid on the Block", and you knew all of their names.

When Goth (NOT EMO) was crazy cool! Smashing Pumpkins, Sonic Youth, the good bands.

You remember Bewitched, Jump 5, S-Club 7, and that whole period with the boy bands and pop divas.

You remember exactly where you were and what you were doing the first time you saw a Britney Spears or N'SYNC video.

Michael Jordan was a king.

YIKES pencils and erasers were the stuff!

All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.

You remember when you actually got to use your markers in class!

You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.

You collected those Beanie Babies.

Growing Pains.

Carebears and The Gummy Bear show.

Gak was the coolest stuff invented.

Lambchop's song never ended.

The old dollar bills.

Silver dollars, which were cool to have.

You remember a time before the WB.

You collected all the Troll dolls

You owned a portable tape player.

If you even know what an original walkman is.

You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch.

You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"

You know the Macarena by heart.

You know the significance of the number 23.

You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.

You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.

Before the MySpace frenzy . . .

Before the Internet & text messaging . . .

Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .

Before MIKE JONES . . .

Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .

Before Spongebob . . .

Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.

When light up sneakers were cool.

When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.

When gas was $0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was a new thing.

When we recorded stuff on VCRs.

When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off of our walkmans.

When the Chicago Bulls were the best team ever.

Way back.

Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.

Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!!!!

Post this in your bulletin if you remember these days . . . .

REPOST WITH THE YEAR YOU WERE BORN IN

Why me? Why do I do the things that hurt me? Why am I so stupid? Why do I ignore that little voice inside saying "NO"? What the fuck is wrong with me? And now I've possibly fuck myself over royaly. Because I'm stupid, and arrogant.